I especially like ” No dieting ” :)

I especially like ” No dieting ” :)

I want to wear Christmas lights in my hair like Marge off the Simpsons!!

Well, I’m not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I’ll give you a call sometime. Your number’s still 911? All righty then.

Ace Ventura

my two loves;
Food
Justin

my two loves;

  • Food
  • Justin
mmmm :)

mmmm :)

Whenever I download a new song no one has ever heard of….

schizofrederick:

I am like:

It keeps getting better and better every time I play it and I go like:

After a month, they play it on the radio and I am like:

I hear people singing it on the street and I look at them like

When I hear someone singing it with a wrong lyrics I am like

Then my friend approaches me to ask me if I’ve heard of that song he goes like

Feeling disappointed of him not being updated, I am like:

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